How to Get a Sugarmomma: Tip #1

A sugarmomma needs a man with class. How do you do this without saying a word? One of the places you can show your class status is in the bathroom. You definitely need something that will stand out, and say, “Here lives a man of elegance and sophistication.”

Enter: black toilet paper.
Renova Black Toilet Paper

Boom. Message received.

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

Mike February 24, 2007 at 11:44 am

Wont your butt get black???
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sugarmomma February 24, 2007 at 12:48 pm

Such is the price of elegance.

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justen walker March 6, 2007 at 8:18 pm

why black man why not like blue or just stick with white cuz whitesonly right any ways u know

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Gerald May 14, 2007 at 8:46 am

using black toilet paper show a since of high class an not middle or low class society please dont leave comments of such low class J.W your so messy

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Rudy Hoskins June 9, 2007 at 6:46 am

I need a sugar momma to take care of me

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Monias July 19, 2007 at 5:42 am

I dont care about your money. I have money. All I want is to be happy and just enjoy life with someone that can match me on money.

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scott whitehead July 23, 2007 at 10:50 am

all i am lookin for is an older sophisticated woman to take care of me

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Beboe August 17, 2007 at 9:05 pm

I work for a living extremely good at what i do..not nessarily looking for a sugarmomma/blackwoman to take care of me i do that quite well but i would like at 10 minutes of conversation with a black woman of that caliber. Hi woman they call me Beboe

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chili sauce August 18, 2007 at 2:07 pm

black toilet paper? how would you know when you are done wiping?

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Jeff January 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm

I am new to this area and a good sugarmomma is just what I need.

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isai alarcon July 2, 2008 at 7:39 pm

well i need passion 4 real

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Kevin July 17, 2008 at 7:17 am

be your youthfull self. it will work out above everything.

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Kevin July 17, 2008 at 7:17 am

be your youthfull self. it will work out above everything. Connect me to any site where i can get one please.

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Lance June 26, 2009 at 10:22 am

fo shizzle–my nizzle, notin hotter than some blackety black tp–now were ballin–I know’s all you suga cougas out der need some lpsster, cuz Im all about the black paper–how about you ~SS you be lpsster suga momma if I drop some dark tp on you–let me plug you up,suga ginj

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johnny January 9, 2010 at 5:56 am

why waist black ink when mirror is recyclable and convenient to view perfction each time!

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Frank October 2, 2010 at 5:21 am

Want a suga mama 2 utilise ma 10 inch dk,probably 4rm kenya

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mrtouch November 23, 2010 at 11:57 pm

im young sexy nd hot i need a hot lady

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